Mister Webster, I’d like a word with you, and the word is cyberllectual.’ I must admit to making up this word myself. You see, I needed a word to describe a phenomenon I had observed and I found none that fit in any way that satisfied me. So I made one up. Cyberllectual (sigh-ber-lec-choo-al) noun.
You have, no doubt, already discerned the parentage of this word, cyber’ and intellectual.’ You will have also gotten a feel for its true meaning.
The modern information age has given birth to a new type of intellectual. We all know people who fit the old form. They are individuals who have mastered several schools of knowledge. They always seem to know more than anyone around them about these areas.
I call these people Wizards,’ and I collect them for fun and profit. I have a programming/software wizard, an automotive wizard, a business wizard, an I’m-in-a-real-life-crisis-and- the-therapists-never-covered-t his wizard (Hey Dad). These wizards are an endless supply of answers to me.
Einstein was a wizard on Relativity. If you asked him any question about space and time he could probably answer it. But if you asked him about that funny knocking noise your engine was making he’d be completely stumped. According to firsthand accounts you could stump ol’Albert just by asking him his telephone number. It wasn’t his wizarddom, the inner workings of the universe itself was.
Which brings us to the Cyberllectual. Ask a cyberllectual about space and time and he’ll say “Give me a bit and I’ll get you an answer.” Ask him about the engine knock and he’ll say “Give me a bit and I’ll get you an answer.” The cyberllectual knows he doesn’t have to know. He just has to know how to know. While the wizards of the world are running around with off the shelf right brains, left brains,’ the cyberllectual went one further and tacked on the entire Internet as an extension of his mind.
In some ways the cyberllectual is the first true know-it-all.” They are masters at fact-finding and data mining. They can coax almost anything out of a search engine because they know how to ask it the right questions. They know where on the net each type of information is stored and how its particular sect likes to store it. They also know that there are places besides the internet to mine for data, like me, they collect wizards.
I once heard it said that the entire amount of knowledge needed to comfortably exist in the early 1900’s could be fit within the pages of a thick Wall Street Journal. But that the amount needed to navigate the present wouldn’t fit in the entire Encyclopedia Britannica. It’s only going to get worse, and brains aren’t getting any bigger. I believe that the true masters of tomorrow will be the cyberllectuals.
But fear not, for unlike the towering intellects that ruled the land before us, cyberllectualism is not a trait born of genetics. It’s a learned skill. Do you want to be a cyberllectual? You’re halfway there.